lobsters and gay bodyguards

[ audio selection | crowded house – dont dream its over ]

i know i know, its march. i need a new banner. is there anything besides st. pattys day in march? b/c you know im all for the green shades, but it feels so overused. bleh, i know ill just get lazy and just slap a green background up with shamrocks…and a new babe-o-the-month.

WE LOVE PINCHY
in todays edition of what-the-fuck? news, i mosey over to cnn this morning, and on the front page is the header “bubba the lobster dies after being moved to zoo“. ok, sure. bubba, a giant 22 lb lobster (lobsters are usually 1.5 lbs) has sadly passed away en route to a zoo. marine biologists estimated bubba to be around 30-50 years old when he died. holy shit, i didnt even know crustaceans could live that long. the aforementioned marine biologists then proceeded to boil bubba and flavor him with a light garnishing of parsley and thyme.

WTF?
and this ones just for kicks. a coworker mentioned the other day how duane “the rock” johnson would be playing a gay country-singing bodyguard in an upcoming movie, and my immediate reaction was something along the lines of wtf? so today i coincidentally saw a post on ign about…well, the rock playing a gay country-singing bodyguard in the forthcoming movie be cool. weird. highlight of article…and apparently the movie, will be the rocks rendition of loretta lynn’s “you ain’t woman enough (to take my man)“. more power to ya rock…more power to ya.

> bubba the giant lobster (via cnn)
> the rock in be cool (via ign)