[ audio selection | weezer – the world has turned and left me here ]
predictions for the years 2005-2008
1. bush will officially begin the 9th glorious crusade. he will henceforth be known as king george the retarded.
2. bush will take a big leak on the environment, then club a baby seal for good measure.
3. human beings and fish will however coexist peacefully.
4. bush pushes back scientific progress by centuries. scientists attempt to convince him the world is not flat.
5. the u.s. will invade another country to liberate the oppressed. yea, we’re looking at you azerbaijan.
6. bush has standard english revised to reflect his butchered variant, dubbed “englash“. “strategy” becomes “stratemegy” and “nuclear” becomes “nucular“.
hahaha – too funny
I think we underestimate Bush’s intelligence, a real egalitarian…don’t forget the draft; also I heard they may bring it back?~!..