i think im this close to strangling my mother. i just received…2 minutes ago…at work…while im working, a marketing call on my cell phone from a realtor telling me about the low interest rates on real estate in new jersey right now. and this wasnt just a random realtor. oh no…this was a friend of my parents, and was given my cell phone number by my fucking mom. “do you speak chinese? oh…your chinese is so good.” woman, please. do not patronize me. i dont give a shit that the interest rates are the lowest theyve been in 40 years. i dont give a shit that townhouses in denville are 300k right now. i dont give a shit about my distant future and how i should think about settling down. and for chrissakes i dont think i need to “eat more“. w. t. f.

Bwhhahahaha…well H, interest rates are at an all time low…blah blah. at least they don’t have your aim name like me!!
lol,that shiz sucks, my sympathies.
actually, interest rates are no longer at a 40 year low. foolish marketing.
hahaha – not that I’m one to speak, but “your chinese is so good?” I’ve heard that broken mandarin before…
well i never claimed it was stellar. its passable, and definitely conversable…you bitch.