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10 foods you should never eat

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as a follow-up to yesterdays post about god-approved diets comes this list of 10 foods you should never eat (via #!/usr/bin/girl). its not a particularly happy or reassuring list, since alot of the things on this list people eat daily without even thinking. *shiver* so lets see what made the list of 10 shit foods youre eating that are killing you slowly…

01. quaker 100% natural oats and honey | more fat than a mcd’s burger? wow…i think id just rather eat the burger. good thing this tastes like ass, else i mightve actually eaten it.
02. bugles | supposedly has twice as much saturated fat as lard. thats yum. thank god i only ate a box of these a week in college. it couldve been worse…
03. buitoni contadina alfredo sauce | alfredo sauce tastes like butt. whew…
04. pizza huts big new yorker | i never got a chance to eat these. tho i suppose the pizza binges back in high school, college, and as recently as last year werent much better.
05. entenmanns rich frosted donut | oooooh…i used to eat these with a vengeance back in high school. tho i did have superhuman metabolism back then. no wonder my metabolism quit.
06. nissin cup o’ noodles | hmm…um…well everybody ate these at some point in time in college. they werent particularly tasty, so i avoided them when i could.
07. burger king french fries | ok, scratch the entenmanns. this is the reason my metabolism got up and left. these little buggers were on my daily diet after-school junior and senior year of high school. 590 calories per serving? fuckshit…no wonder.
08. campbells soups | technically, i knew about the high sodium content, but ate it anyhoo. ah well…
09. frito-lays wow! | mmm…olestra. i dont eat chips much, so i thankfully never came across these wow! chips with olestra…which is zero calories, but reportedly causes cramps and diarrhea. yay!
10. dennys grand slam | while there werent any dennys around where i grew up, im sure i ate equivalent breakfasts numerous times. 800 calories…woo!

> 10 foods you should never eat (via #!/usr/bin/girl)