r3ligion

immaculate conception

and thanks to flatgreg for this fascinating look at how evolution almost worked. a couple in germany went to a fertility clinic to find out why, after 8 years of marriage, they still hadnt conceived a child. after an extensive series of examinations, and then determining that they were both quite healthy and fertile, the doctors finally deduced that the reason they hadnt borne a child was because they werent having sex. yea, you read that right. the fucking idiots didnt know he had to stick his thing in her thing, do their thing, and out pops a thing. “When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: “What do you mean?“.

retards. oh wait, the quote continues…”We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate.” no…theyre retarded. its just too bad they wised up…their stupidity almost assured that their crappy genes would not have been propagated. i still wonder tho…what exactly were they expecting to happen in that 8 years time they had their heads up their asses? that the second they were married by a religious institution, that a baby would get pooped out one day?

> stupidity tries to give birth (via flatgreg)