shitty domestic cars, confused cell phone carriers, frats, and george w. bush…its not always easy to be “american”. but then america gives us this occasionally. a giant flying laser. how cool is that? in 1999, i was always wondering whether silver space suits, flying cars, and photon torpedoes would make it to us in time for 2000. i was pretty let down when i was still wearing t’s and jncos january 1st. but jus when u think the future cant get here any faster, bus-sized lasers mounted inside military 747’s come along to assure u that we are indeed in the 21st century. this, coupled with that invisibility cloak, makes me happy i wasnt raised in the dark ages. like the 60’s or something.
