wow, my co-worker jus informed me of an even more bastardized holiday called “sweetest day” thats big in great cultural centers such as detroit, cleveland, and buffalo. when he first mentioned this, i was thinking to myself, “ok, so whats so special about the swedes?” then he clarified, and then i pondered sticking a finger down my throat. apparently, this mid-western concoction, the third saturday of october, began as a holiday for the under-privileged, and eventually evolved to generally doing “good deeds” for ppl, spreading its cavities to all denominations. this kind of reminds me of that movie, pay it forward, where all you wanted to do was poke ur eyes out and go harm small woodland animals. now im not some evil evil person who only has evil evil thoughts day in and day out…but this type of cheese is pretty sickening. im lactose intolerant. so on the third saturday of october, do urself a favor and go hurt some small woodland animals.
