gosh, i dont even know what to make of this. on the way to the delta grill saturday, i passed by this in a window in midtown.
bibleman. defender of all things that are um…bible-related. w…tf. its not everyday i see super-heroes in funny rubber outfits based off of holy doctrine, so i did a little researching on the web. apparently the bibleman thang is a whole franchise…with bibleman (aka miles peterson) and his um, bible adventure team fighting against the evil prince of pride, el furioso, and other dorks that have odd contraptions strapped to their head. biblemans decked out in his “full armor of god”, which not only protects him from evil, but also keeps a ready supply of twinkies and little debbies…while his sidekick cypher is a computer wiz and has a bottle opener over one eye. they fight evil in the name of their god…because isnt that what we all want to do? fight in the name of god?
i suppose commentary at this point would be pointless. and to be honest, my mind is still processing it all at the moment. bibleman…egad. it would however be coo if they did a justice league-type thing, where bibleman teams up with torah-boy, rig vedonna, and the koranator to battle the forces of A.T.H.E.I.S.T.
AIR JESUS
and why not…ill toss this little baby into the mix too. if you werent aware, jesus was a pretty athletic dude. he was all over the place…hockey, baseball, football. the dude was diesel. so now you can remind yourself everyday that your saviour was a jock by getting your own jesus sports figure. word.
so i think i have a haloween idea. the evil prince of pride or el furioso.