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for valentines weekend, ign decided to have their own list of “hollywood’s hottest valentines“…and shit, i have to say im glad mine is only the ten that it is. while agreeing with three from my list, ign’s fourteen hottest valentines is kinda suspect. theirs consists only of domestic faces, but im wondering to what exacting degree of scrutiny determined their inclusions. *shrug* hey…its their list i suppose. but alison lohman? pish. im such a superficial prick.
> ALISON LOHMAN > recently seen in matchstick men and tim burtons big fish, alison is kinda cute i suppose. kinda. not really…scratch that.
> ANNA PAQUIN > first coinciding entry…number08 on my list. she goes to columbia? woo anna.
> CHRISTINA MILIAN > from the movie torque….ok then. i never saw. regardless, no.
> ELISHA CUTHBERT > hmm, she is pretty cute. tho ive only really seen her in old school (barely)…so maybe ill wait to watch the girl next door before making the call.
> ERIKA CHRISTENSEN > recently seen in the perfect score. hmm…no.
> EVA MENDES > now that they mention it…eva is rather hot. shes like a cross between j.lo (blech) and cindy crawford. tho she is currently dating matt damon. strike one…
> KATE HUDSON > you know…ive never thought her cute in any respect. plus she married chris robinson of the black crowes. never liked them either…
> KEIRA KNIGHTLEY > yummy.
> KIRSTEN DUNST > seriously…do people really find her attractive? i mean, she looks fine in that nice, wholesome way. but no…if my list was the state of new york, shed be on the moon. hmm…that analogy sounded better in my head.
> MANDY MOORE > what? no.
> MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG > from buffy the vampire slayer and the upcoming eurotrip. sorry dude, no.
> NATALIE PORTMAN > scrumdidlyumptious!
> RACHEL BILSON > from the fox show the o.c. maybe…kinda…nah, sorry.
> SCARLETT JOHANSSON > love lost in translation, and im sure she rocks much. but this is a shallow and superficial hotness list. sorry scarlett…you can sit on the sidelines tho and watch the game.
> ign’s hottest hollywood valentines
Yeah i like your list better, but I’d give votes to eva mendes, and elisha cuthbert. But elisha loses points for having a non-sexy last name. C’mon… “cuthbert?”
“bert”…heehee. i considered elisha, but i think ill reserve judgement til i watch the girl next door. and yea, eva was definitely considered, but i havent seen her in enough movies to form a judgement either.
Both girls (Alison & Erika) at either end of the grid on top look enough alike that they could be mistaken for Before-After shots. …You’re right, it’s a Hotness list – not Cuteness. And yours is a way better one than IGN’s. Though, I’ve seen snaps of Mandy Moore on f.u.b.a.r. that could disprove you. In the right light and right clothes she’s hawt all right.
hmm, i dont think mandy moore would ever make my list. right light/right clothes= “the seinfeld girl”…only admissable in “that particular booth.”
Scarlett Johansson for ya:
yahoo pic
why does she look like britney? *shiver* shes cute(r), but sorry…not considered for list. my guidelines are too stringent, and shes not meeting any of them. well, mebbe she meets 2 guidelines, but thats it.
btw…comments take link codes yo. code your shit!
not only does she look like brit…she was wearing the same outfit!
britney spears is all kinds of wrong. check here for proof. > toxic crap (via flattire)
when did she turn into aguilera? you might want to turn down the volume too. the track is awful.