ooh, while we’re still on ign…they also have a nice rundown of some of the major releases for 2004. none of them im particularly excited about…but maybe thats just me. they are as follows…
garfield > jun18 > breckin meyer, jennifer love-hewitt, bill murray
> garfield on film? eat shit and die. trailer was posted about before. and yea, the links are internal. self-promo…c’mon! besides, too lazy to jump to page, then jump to link. oops, and almost forgot. jennifer love-hewitt can have a spoon.*
dodgeball: a true underdog story > jun25 > ben stiller, vince vaughn
> ben stiller…word. competitive dodgeball…bwahaha. looks stupid, but its ben stiller…so thats expected.
welcome to mooseport > feb/mar > ray romano, gene hackman
> ray runs for mayoral office against a former prez. whup. i hate ray…nobody loves raymond.
because of winn-dixie > summer
> jeff daniels, dave matthews(?!?), etc > a girl and her dog. is this a live action junkers come home? i dont think the dog talks tho…poo. its a wayne wang movie too! (joy luck club, center of the world…) but looks like quattro formaggi…
man on fire > apr23 > denzel washington…and all his slaves
> denzel protects a girl. denzel scares me. no really…he does. every time he looks at you, you feel like hes just eyeing which part of your body to chew off and spit on the bar-b-que.
the day after tomorrow > may28 > dennis quaid, jake gyllenhaal, bilbo baggins
> the end of the world via mother nature. i liked id4 yo, so roland emmerich can toss his shit in my lap anyday. trailer posted before…
the girl next door > mar12 > elisha cuthbert, emile hirsch
> something about a neighbor and a hot chick…who used to be a pornstar! rock!
i, robot > july16 > will smith, other people paid less than will smith
> i cant say that im a big fan of smith…but asimov rocks, and so does alex proyas (the crow, dark city). a paranoid man investigates robots in society. rock on…
catch that kid feb06 > kids
> wtf…
taxi > oct08 > queen latifah, jimmy fallon, gisele bundchen (woo!)
> policeman and taxi chase hottie bank robbers…right. i hate fallon. but there are models!
alien vs. predator > aug06 > lance henriksen, spud
> posted before. all sci-fi fans are gonna watch this, regardless of whether it sucks or not. *sigh* so weak…
first daughter > tbd > katie holmes, michael keaton
> didnt this movie already come out? when did mandy moore turn into katie holmes? feh…
stay > tbd > ewan mcgregor, naomi watts
> hmm…never heard of this movie. a psychologists suicidal client make predictions etc…interesting enough. it gets extra points with obi-wan….
20 century fox releases for 2004 (via ign)
* dont ask…
Sadly I was suckered into watching “Catch that kid” except it was the original danish version called “Catch that girl.” Yeah, it was pretty bad. The great part is where for a while they outrun cop cars on their go-karts. oops – I just gave it away! Now you can’t watch this crappy movie.
“suckered?” or whpcheeeee!!
i’d have to say suckered, since it was a guy that I watched it with. Yeah, he thought it was a different movie than it actually was, and we kept holding out for it to stop sucking which never happened.