current selection | j ralph – one million miles away
feelin’ | sleepy
the world will never be short of stupid people. from the furthermore section of wired.com (and then finding the article), a lazy fuck from wisconsin is suing his cable company b/c he claims the free cable hes been receiving for the last four years has made him a lazy shit, his wife a fat fuck, and his kids mini-lazy shits just like him. timothy dumouchel of west bend, wisconsin claims that he tried cancelling his cable years ago, but it kept coming. and apparently the tv grew appendages because it was able to 1) keep itself on for the past four years and 2) force the family of inferior genetic material to watch it unwittingly. ever heard of the off button? maybe…unplug the tv? or maybe that mysterious power called ‘self-control’? and it took him four years to ‘fess up to the free cable (and lack of rationale)?? wtf. this country is just littered with the stupidity of people. this is probably even worse than that beached whale that tried to take mcdonalds to court for making her fat. argh…all this stupidity is making my eyes burn…make it stop!