fuck, im blind. on the subway ride down to the giant robot party last nite, a guy stumbled and landed on my face, snapping my glasses. the guy apologized profusely, and wanted to reimburse me for it…but for some reason that felt wrong. so i jus told him it was ok and got off at canal. being blind, i couldnt even figure out which way was north and south. wow…suck. so i meet up with marisol anyhoo and we head into the party. according to her, it was coo. nice crowd, coo multimedia. i wouldnt kno…i could only see blobs of color. ack. i tried to make the most of it…staring blatantly at girls, et al. the downside was that i couldnt tell whether they were cute, dogs, or a sofa. i headed to myoptics this afternoon to try and get replacements asap…but my frames had to be ordered and wouldnt be ready til tuesday. er. 2 days of blindness…god is testing me. yup…god. right.
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ok, so for some time ive wanted to write abt my roomie, but didnt b/c i didnt want her to accidentally stumble on it. after the nth stupid question/comment tho, i jus had to. for a bit of back info, my roomie (and my current apt) were found on craigs list. so i dunno her that well. she seemed nice enuf when i first met her. little did i kno that shes as dumb as poo. i think it started with her inability to use the remote for my tv. “where is the volume control?” its the button labelled “volume.” theres the infamous “whats a .doc file? is that the same as a word file?” and “how do u refill ur water boiler pot?” by opening the lid and pouring water in, einstein. now i can add a new one from jus 2 minutes ago! “how do laptops run without plugs?” i was going to ask her whether she was kidding…or question her abt the self-validating point of mobility and portability…or jus ask her whether she licked paint chips as a child. then i decided against all of the above and jus replied, “um…batteries.” yet further evidence that chips away at the validity of evolution. *sigh*