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after watching this video (right-click and save) of potential presidential candidate wesley clark, it saddens me to admit that i think the democrats are screwed in 2004. fuck you and your stupid “straight up with the crew” shit, you fucking idiot. i dont want someone down wit’ the shizzat as president! im not sure what the other democratic nominees are like…but i just want someone to fix the shit economy! its really not too much to ask for, right? its like, hey can i have a number 3 with coke, toss in an apple pie, and resuscitate our economy and balance the budget…
as such…i would like to propose my idea for how to turn this country around. its called the “coronate clinton ’04” campaign. i’d like to lobby to suspend democracy briefly and install an enlightened monarchy til all is kosher again with the country. and the best person to coronate? william j. clinton. word. he’s already had two 4 year terms as president…and as such can’t be elected again. so let’s just coronate the bugger! he can be emperor for 8 years and bring about sweeping changes with an iron fist and absolute power. we could deck him out in swishy emperors regalia, some crazy wigs ala the sun king, and give him one of those coo scepters too…and then impart upon him the power to go around whacking random people over their heads with said scepter. *whack* “ow…what was that for?” “silence you bourgeois monkey!” thats power. id trust him more with absolute power than our current president with limited power.
note to the secret service. this is satire. don’t arrest me.
you have my vote…er, support…