current selection | dusted – deeper river
feelin’ | wide awake
i watched movies yesterday. and then i ate food. yeah.
quite the exciting sunday. anyhoo…statistics still show many americans are stupid creationism believers. i was kinda miffed that i didnt see (m)any scientific evolutionists retort with their own articles just railing them in response. well, til today…scientific american highlighted an article from their july issue with 15 reasons why creationists can eat shit. ok, their own title wasnt nearly as colorfully metaphorical, but it shouldve been. theres far too many bible-humping neo-creationists out there talking too much and convincing the general populace (who are dumb enough to believe their errored “facts”) that evolution is in doubt. the article seems a bit more staid than i liked it to have been. while you get the impression that the writer occasionally fashioned the letter “L” on their forehead as they wrote the article, they seemed quite intent on keeping a straight face while discrediting many creationists’ arguments. i think it wouldve been more interesting it they had sprinkled it with the occasional tirade.
if humans descended from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?
you are a fucking idiot. why don’t you ask uncle steve?
juvenile, yes. who cares?
on the other spectrum today, scientists have actually suggested that life couldve risen from clay! albeit not so much in a biblical “god molded man from play-doh“- type way, but more in the way that clay could in fact catalyze reactions to help in the formation of rna from nucleotides. its still enough however, to make religious butt holes say, “ha…see!?” well shuck my corn and call me jebediah…who wouldve guessed?
addendum
since mentioning the adventures of uncle steve…i got curious again and did a bit of a google search on the crazy baptist creation science fair. all it took was one site stating that it was a parody to convince me. it was just too stupid…even for creationists. the same site however pointed to an all too real site for the science of creationism…the almighty institute for creation research. the acronym icr can also be used for other fun abbreviations such as idiot creationists rock!, indignant cornish rugby, and instant castration, run!
I love your religion rants!!
the more articles i read tho, the more depressed i get. apparently the whole of the south is lost to stupidity. why is that?
What? I couldn’t hear you because I’m too busy having sex with my cousins.
you know…since i only know one “cousin” of yours, the first thing that popped into my mind was your bro. have fun with that…
ewwwwwwwwwwww.
btw – i love uncle steve. He’s cool, ’cause he doesn’t like bananas.
actually the phylogeny of the primate clade is fairly simple. lesser apes such as gibbons share common characteristics with gorillas orangs chimps and oomans, but also distinct ones, such as highly degerative legs, that lead to pathetic waddling. oh, and smaller craniums (kinda like good old Bush, the president). then gorrillas split off for being peacefull herbivores, which don’t need the brain power of solitary competetive orangs, or monkey eatin chimps, or fire-buildin humans. then orangs split off, then finally chimps split off from the australopithecenes, which give rise to homonids, such as erectus (not that erect, you sickos) and finally homo sapiens. that’s why we share ninety eight percent gene with chimpy wimpy, but only say ninety seven point fieve six two one three two zero five… just a guess… thank ya
um, thanks. im both greatly frightened and greatly educated…