[ audio selection | gorillaz – feel good inc ]
it took me a while before i recognized this track from the (relatively) new apple ipod commercials. *sigh*…gorillaz, why? at least they dont recite fucked up spanish. uno, dos, tres, catorce! not much to talk about for this upcoming 4th of july weekend. more sleeping i suppose. ok, ill try and make plans too…who wants to bbq??
DONT DRINK THE KOOL-AID
and in completely unrelated news, reading this just blew my mind. the master of shitpoo cinema, uwe boll, will be basing his next video-game-to-shitty-movie adaption on the computer game dungeon siege. thats fine and dandy, something im unfamiliar with that he can poo all over if he wants. heres the crazy part tho. boll’s managed to cast the following people…jason stratham (transporter), ron perlman (hellboy), matthew lillard (scooby-doo), burt reynolds (dukes of hazzard), john-rhys davies (lotr), and leelee sobieski (glass house). seriouly, wtf? did they all collectively drink the kool-aid? how someone like uwe boll can manage to keep making movies…and now collect a cast like this, just completely escapes me. anyhoo, the movie adapations fairly standard sword and sorcery blah blah blah. farmer (stratham) has to save his family from the evil wizard, lord cheesebuttocks, who holds the magical crystal of foshizzle that lets him roll consistent 20’s on his 20-sided dice. ftw!
> dungeon siege casting (via ign)
This was the guy who made alone in the dark right? I heard that movie was so fucking bad from everybody,not even a half decent review anywhere.I avoided it like the plague.Dude has like 5 other video game-movies coming up too.A pact with satan goes a long way man.Heres hoping a against hope that neat cast turns this movie into something Boll dosent shit all over *fingers crossed*