ok…im gonna make this (relatively) short, just because my brain is in no mood to cognate…things…or whatever. yea. see…what did i just say? with yesterdays release of the final matrix dvd (woo matrix!) ugo went about trying to answer some of the more debatable items the movie posits in their hack the matrix special. they also got the architect to guest review the dvd. i think he puts it quite succinctly…
“Perspicacity aside, the sagacity of demarcating an ambit for vaulted impresarios denuded its nub and betokens inveterated as unfeigned. The gregarious clan that emprised this pedantic consecution of photoplay espied that renumerating a voluminious scad of wampum would abrogate a demiurgic impecuniousness. However, a fictive exiguity assayed a pestiferous antiphon to the quondam quixotism that was the Matrix. Recusant proclivities rejoined that suppositious presentiment.“
word archie…i hear ya.
ad&d
second news brief. theres been rumors that there might be a sequel to the craptastic dungeons & dragons movie. they probably felt bad that the first one was a flaming bag of rabbit turd. so with the success of the lord of the rings, the studio that produced the first one is linking up with joel silvers production company to reboot and make a not-embarrassing sequel. gerry lively (darkness falls, the guardian) is set to direct.
mother brain yo
and one final holy shit news bit for today. cinescape reports that john woo has optioned the movie rights to adapt nintendos metroid. metroid and john fucking woo…how coo is that? the movie will focus on samus arans original adventures in the first game…with her battle against ridley, kraid, and the mother brain. theyre planning on having the movie ready by 2006, which by my estimates…isnt fast enough. i wonder who theyll get to play samus aran. technically, samus is blonde. so in regards to the prior news about charlize theron playing aeon flux, she mightve been a better fit here, and shannyn sossamon should be aeon. word.
> hack the matrix (via ugo)
> dungeons & dragons sequel (via ign)
> metroid movie (via cinescape)
> metroid database
what abot Keira Knightley as Aeon?
keiras gold for everything, as far as im concerned.