wow…lord of the rings smackdown! a clean sweep with 11 oscars…holy shit! its now tied the most oscars won with titanic and ben-hur…lovely company. 11 oscars tho…it was like they had their thumb and forefinger prepped and just went around aiming at everybodys head going, “im squishing your head…im squishing your head…” they won almost every single category they were nominated in…or was it every single category? woo peter jackson! i think he shat his pants walking up to the stage.
oh, and go sofia coppola for best screenplay…woo! i figure that they had to give best picture and best director to the lord of the rings and peter jackson, so it was coo that she still received an oscar for best original screenplay. highlights of the nite included…annie lennox’s performance of “into the west“, the triplets of belleville number, jack black and will ferrell’s lyrics ad lib, aeon flux winning an oscar, and the next door neighbors slamming their fucking door 10 times. do you people not know how to close your doors normally? i hate those wankers. > continued…

[ via imdb ]
Best Motion Picture of the Year
Winner: Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003) – Barrie M. Osborne, Peter Jackson, Frances Walsh
Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role
Winner: Sean Penn for Mystic River (2003)
Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role
Winner: Charlize Theron for Monster (2003)
Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role
Winner: Tim Robbins for Mystic River (2003)
Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role
Winner: Renée Zellweger for Cold Mountain (2003)
Best Achievement in Directing
Winner: Peter Jackson for Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003)
Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen
Winner: Lost in Translation (2003) – Sofia Coppola
Best Writing, Screenplay Based on Material Previously Produced or Published
Winner: Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003) – Philippa Boyens, Peter Jackson, Frances Walsh
Best Achievement in Cinematography
Winner: Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003) – Russell Boyd
Best Achievement in Editing
Winner: Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003) – Jamie Selkirk
Best Achievement in Art Direction
Winner: Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003) – Grant Major, Dan Hennah, Alan Lee
Best Achievement in Costume Design
Winner: Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003) – Ngila Dickson
Best Achievement in Makeup
Winner: Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003) – Richard Taylor, Peter King
Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures, Original Score
Winner: Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003) – Howard Shore
Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures, Original Song
Winner: Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003) – Frances Walsh, Howard Shore, Annie Lennox (“Into the West”)
Best Achievement in Sound
Winner: Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003) – Christopher Boyes, Michael Semanick, Michael Hedges, Hammond Peek
Best Achievement in Sound Editing
Winner: Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003) – Richard King
Best Achievement in Visual Effects
Winner: Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003) – Jim Rygiel, Joe Letteri, Randall William Cook, Alex Funke
Best Animated Feature Film of the Year
Winner: Finding Nemo (2003) – Andrew Stanton
Best Foreign Language Film of the Year
Winner: Invasions barbares, Les (2003) (Canada)
Best Documentary, Features
Winner: Fog of War: Eleven Lessons from the Life of Robert S. McNamara, The (2003) – Errol Morris, Michael Williams
Best Documentary, Short Subjects
Winner: Chernobyl Heart (2003) – Maryann DeLeo
Best Short Film, Animated
Winner: Harvie Krumpet (2003) – Adam Elliot
Best Short Film, Live Action
Winner: Two Soldiers (2003) – Aaron Schneider, Andrew J. Sacks

dude, that had to be the most boring oscar show ever.
i too enjoyed jack and will, but eugene levy coming out to sing that song was just too funny.
arent all the oscars generally boring? and shit, forgot about eugene levy and the mighty wind! “and on drums…oh wait…”
this is a good point. but at least last year there was some controversy. with michael moore getting booed/cheered and whatnot.
question, do you and tien work together? web design-related stuff?
answer: yep. nope. that is all.
right. i mean, really, have you seen my site?!? there’s no design to it. here though, there is much more of a design element.
i think both sites look pretty nice. yes, veritech’s have more design elements but i also like the clean lines and uncluttered look of tien’s. if i may ask, did you guys get any help customizing the movabletype templates or did you do it yourselves.
why thank you. i think we both started from a default template and then changed it as we saw fit. mine is closer to the default and this site has more bells and whistles, if you will.
its like i dont even need to comment…woo.
I think both your sites suck. You need to pick some really cool colors first, like maybe red and gray. Then add in some poor photoshopping, unoriginal content, and craptastic pictures. But I guess not everyone can have a site as gay as mine. Oh, and Jersey sucks.
I’m going to go barbecue a cow.
-Greg (Austin, TX)
frickin’ stupid texans. all people from texas eat cowsack and love it. you want a piece of this:

Mmmmm…cowsack. Dude, that chick was totally on my match.com attractiveness test “wouldn’t do if she was the last bitch alive” category.