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always wished you could control your dreams? according to a bbc news article, a japanese company has invented a machine…the all powerful yumemi kobo (dream workshop) that allows you to control your dreams.
“Prospective dreamers are asked to look at a photo of what they would like to dream about and then record a story line into the Yumemi Kobo, or “dream workshop”. The machine uses the voice recording, along with lights, music and smells, to help them direct their own dreams during periods of rapid eye movement (REM) sleep, Takara Co said.“
and theyve said that its apparently worked for many of their test subjects! rock! but now we have to approach this from a moral and ethical standpoint. is humanity ready for this power? what the hell does freddy krueger think about this? b/c now we can just focus on a picture of a sawed-off shotgun or a bfg before we go to sleep and not worry about some toasted tart trying to scratch our eyeballs out.
freddy > weeelcome to my nightmare…
you > nice mariachi outfit.
freddy > *looks at self* i…what…wtf?
you > just kidding…now youre a pirate. going limp?
freddy > haar!!! wait…wtf is going on?
you > righty-o then. say hello to my lee-tle friend.
*atomizes freddy in a poof of smoke*
the rest of us however could find better things to do with such a device. no, you dont really have to stretch your imagination there much…
> the dream workshop (via bbc)
hahahaha – poor freddy, going limp