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*yawn* snow. woo. so this particular thursday, aicn just posted a butt-load of new stuff. first up is a coo new trailer for the upcoming will ferrell movie anchorman: the legend of ron burgundy. i used to hate will ferrell in the past…but then i realized it wasnt him i hated. it was actually his many pairings with chris kattan, who was the one i really hated. so since then, chris kattan has gone onto the likes of corky romano, while will ferrell has done zoolander (mugatu!!!) and elf, and has earned redemption. anyhoo, anchorman looks pretty coo. ah…the crazy 70s. not that i know anything about the 70s…its kind of blurry. and i was also in another country at the time. *shrug*
> anchorman: the legend of ron burgundy
star wars
next up are rumours concerning the star wars franchise. the final eps3 will be released this year…ending a craptacular trilogy that shat on the collective childhood memories of anyone who grew up in the 70s or 80s. word has it now however, that rumors of eps7–9 (supposedly titled lucas gains another 10 chins) have been floating around the internet. peter mayhew, who played (and actually looks like) chewbacca, reportedly stated that he was signed for an extra 3 episodes after eps3. whether hes talking out of his hairy ass or not, we’ll have to wait and see. to lend weight to the rumors however is another report that pacific title, an optical effects company that worked on eps2 and 3, had just signed new contracts well into 2012…which is seemingly enough time to make another trilogy. hmm. we’ll see, yo.
trailers up the wazoo
and then theres just a ridiculous amount of new trailers posted all over the place. some have already had teasers and first trailers released, some are brand-spanking new. heres a quick rundown.
> the stepford wives > looks like i, robot meets *wallpaper. i think its about robotic versions of nicole kidman as the perfect wife for rich people? ok…word.
> spartan > val kilmer tracks down a kidnapped presidents daughter. i think. except theres alot of conspiracy and betrayal. crazy shit, yo. im not that big a fan of crime/drama, so you can make the call…
> hidalgo > forget the whole “unbelievable true story” poop…b/c yea, its unbelievable, and its all poop. ah well, the story still looks interesting tho. its like aragorn meets cannonball run meets indiana jones.
> scooby-doo 2 > theres a 2? bugger that. scooby-doo and garfield are ass-buddies and can both eat shit.
> the battle of algiers > uber-serious movie from the 60s. “the most emotionally powerful revolutionary epic since eisensteins potemkin!!!” banned in france! screened by the pentagon!! holy fucking shit!!! call me indifferent, but im not really interested in self-important political movies. *yawn*
> comic book: the movie > mark “skywalker” hammills first movie…actually looks kinda funny! i think tho youd have to be even remotedly interested in comics and the comic world to enjoy…or even appreciate the movie.
> tokyo godfathers > and lastly…i missed a review of this anime movie earlier. oops. its the new movie by satoshi kon, the director of perfect blue and the recent millenium actress about 3 homeless people in tokyo who find a baby and try to track down the parents. the animation looks very coo (as madhouse always does), and kons movies always make me ball. *sniff*
how can they make a scooby doo 2?!? they never should have made a scooby doo 1!
pooping on our childhood yo…pooping on our childhood. nothing is sacred anymore…
hey, i liked Scooby Doo 1!! And i’ll probably watch scooby doo 2. sarah michelle gellar as Daphne…hubba hubba.
greg greg greg…scooby doo? there should be laws against liking scooby doo. and not even sarah michelle gellar can save a poophole like scooby doo 2. for reference > natalie portman was in phantom menace and it still sucked big dong.