miscellaneous

overheard on the L train

the man…a taller, slightly hipster, and decidedly flaming version of moby sporting a soul patch and wearing what appears to be flannel. the woman…a middle-aged woman with an annoying nasal voice who appears to have hunted down the elusive yeti, engaged in a vicious brawl (most likely starting with a quick jab of the index and middle finger to its eyes), and skinned its hide to fashion a shaggy winter coat out of. her voice is making me hemorrhage.

m > blah blah blah (something about acting)
w > gorgeous! thats amazing!
m > blah blah blah (something about a friend of theirs)
w > thats absolutely amazing! thats great!
m > blah blah blah (something about winter vacation)
w > thats gorgeous! really great! thats amazing that youre not going to the north pole or anything (??)
m > blah blah blah (something about brazil and são paulo)
w > gorgeous! thats so awesome!
m > blah blah blah (something about the flight)
w > gorgeous! <slight pause>…..thats absolutely amazing…