m > but fuck man i gotta get back to studying
m > grrrr
h > studying? whats that?
m > its quite an enjoyable activity actually, you can do it for me if you want. really
h > hmm…no. i think i have a vague recollection of this “studying”…dont think ill be doing that in the near future.
m > well yor one lucky bastard
h > u get ass. i dont study. its still a bit lop-sided.
All the readers of this blog should form a charity. it’ll be like “Toys for Tots” except it’d be called “Ass for Halo.” And instead of bringing in toys, well you’d bring in ass. There are already plenty of charities that help kids, but not one I can think of that gets this veritech pilot some booty.
there needs to be a disclaimer tho to keep the 14 year olds away.
for clarification…the former half of the conversation was left out for the sake of privacy and um…R-rated material. but as you could guess, my friend gets plenty of ass. and me not having to study is a poor consolation prize.
hey, at least you didn’t find out that the girl you’ve been dating is married like my roommate just did. He just posted about it on our site – it’s funny, in a really bitter kind of way.
i agree with condor man…couldve been worse. she couldve pulled a crying game.