the inner geek speaks…it wants a light saber for christmas. while i do think the star wars franchise has…waned a bit since jar jar came into the picture and anakin turned out to be a pissy little fuck, nothing could dilute the coo-ness that is a lightsaber. which is why everyone and their sister should go out and get a damn lightsaber. they even have the skywalker version too! and if you have money pouring out your ass (wait…thats disgusting)…then you can upgrade and get exact replicas of everybody’s light sabers (sans the fx or beam). that includes darth mauls lil bad boy…
ooh ooh! are you buying one? there is free shipping! you get a light saber and free shipping, what more could you ask for?
oh, and yea…guess whos gonna be getting a badass red blade in the mail soon? wooha!
ooh ooh!! bring it to work.