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DO-IT-YOURSELF ARCHITECTURAL DIALOGUE
compose 40,000 impressive sentences. select one phrase from each column to form gobbledy-gook statements that sound profound |
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| COLUMN A | COLUMN B | COLUMN C | COLUMN D | |
| 1 | One might say | the massing of major elements | must utilize and be functionally interwoven with | the sophisticated design solution. |
| 2 | Aesthetically speaking | the introduction of brutalism | maximizes the real probability of cost overruns for | the anticipated degree of human ambiance. |
| 3 | On the other hand | the treatment of the main facade | adds specific critical path events to | the acuteness of the conflict gradient. |
| 4 | Based upon inter-disciplinary considerations | the initial stage of conceptual development | necessitates that urgent considerations be made of | the pragmatics of value engineering. |
| 5 | With sensitive respect for human scale | the by-product of repetitive space articulation | requires exhaustive trade-off study to arrive at | the final quantitative analysis. |
| 6 | Indubitably | the life-cycle cost control | is further compounded by taking account | the evolution of performance specifications. |
| 7 | Above and beyond plebian comfort objectives | the environmental impact analysis | presents extremely synergistic challenges to | the philosophy of commonality and standardization |
| 8 | Beyond the horizon of the human intellect | energy conservation regulations | recognizes the critical necessity to subtract from | the study of true fecundity in the state of the art. |
| 9 | Architecturally thinking | the structural dynamic analysis | imposes smothering constraints upon | the creation of an immortal monument to posterity. |
| 10 | In the final rationalization | the internal use adjacencies and circulation | adds overriding three-dimensional constraints to | the final abortion. |
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As a bonus service to our friends and clients, we thought it appropriate to provide the above “Do-it-yourself Architectural Dialogue” chart. Those of you who are not school-trained in architecture will find this invaluable in conversing with designers and governmental authorities. Just think of any four-digit number (say, 2447), consult your handy chart, and read off the similarly numbered phrases from Columns A,B,C, and D. ie: – 2447= “Aesthetically speaking the initial stage of conceptual development necessitates that urgent considerations be made of the philosophy of commonality and standardization.“ As you become more proficient in its use, you may wish to experiment with varying column sequences, ie: BADC, CBAD, etc. However, these advanced configurations are not recommended for beginners, as they do require sophisticated dexterity with punctuation. |
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ah…archi-speak. aka: verbal garbage. via miller yo.









