btw, as an aside, im also 74% snob, according to this test. isnt that great? id better go tell muffy. time to break out the camembert and vino nobile di montepulciano…

nerd p.2
fuck, thats not right. my old college roomie greg (aka: ricer) jus informed me that he scored a measly 35% on the nerd test. he was not only an electrical engineering major in school, but he also currently works for motorola, he’s asian (nerd by default), and he named his computer “shirley” and cuddles with her in bed when nobody’s looking. ok, fine…i made that up. he’s not really “asian”. but he’s a nerd by profession, and im jus appalled at being able to outscore him on a nerd test. grr…

according to this test, im 54% nerd. im majority nerd?? i resent that assessment. sure i watch star trek, and i kno more acronyms than i should, and the occasional higher function, and more abt electronics than the avg person, and im a computer junkie, and………ah shit. thats not fair.