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shannan sent along whats got to be the greatest article/website i’ve ever read about christians and creationism. before i get into this super-fun-time of an article, lemme take the time for a little disclaimer. even tho i christian-bash, i like christians. theres some fine ppl out there that are coincidentally christian. marisols christian. my sisters christian. shit, i used to be christian (southern baptist…word!) but with any major religion, theres bound to be a vocal minority (or majority…shit, i dunno) that do nutty things. so dun get me wrong, i like christians…its jus that alot of you are dumb. oh, and another disclaimer is that contrary to popular belief, i equally belittle all major organized religions. im more of a supporter of enlightenment and personal religion.

ok…pc disclaimer outta the way…here goes. so my co-worker shannan sends me this great web page about a baptist creation science fair. so you’re thinking to yourself, what the fuck do you do for a baptist creation science fair? why…things like, “my uncle isnt a monkey“, “pokemon prove evolutionism is false (sic)“, “thermodynamics of hell fire“, and my personal favorite, “women were designed for homemaking.” that last one made me bust out laughing. my supervisor jus went “shhh!” shhhush you! damn…where to even begin with this one. normally i always find ample things to point out and beat to death, but in the face of so much stupidity, im just at a loss. i mean, do they really have stupidity fairs like this in america? i had to double-check whether this was a parody site. but not finding any incriminating evidence to indicate otherwise…it seems there really are whole fairs of stupidity out there. quality shit like a girl sticking water, a vitamin, and a charcoal briquet in a jar overnite, then praying to god not to make any miracles…then finding out nothing happens to prove that life cant come from random elements. congratulations you little dong, you’ve just single-handedly discredited the entire field of life sciences. you will be going far in life. apparently she’s also never left pizza in the fridge for extended periods of time…thats science. seriously, how does stupidity run so rampant in this country? i mean, christianity isnt relegated to america…so why does america get the stupidified variant? this is utterly embarassing…whole masses of kids are gonna grow up stupid with biblically-stunted cognitive skills and suspect scientific reasoning.

this article…right here, is a disturbing bit of perspective on our country. generally…im pretty open-minded with topics that are as subjective as this. but shit…48%…thats jus depressing. so im not gonna even attempt to hide behind p.c. statements abt whut i think of creationism and the like. i think theyre all stupid. creationism is the most vague and generalized theory to even attempt to be a “scientific” rationale. creationism. yea. everything was created with the utmost knowledge of the intended results: the creation of idiots like u, furbies, aardvarks, elephants that bear uncanny resemblances to extinct mammoths…etc. okily. read this: you’re all dumb. and of course, by stating that, i am actually giving a bit of credence to creationism…b/c shit, if evolution were on the dot, 48% of this country would have walked off cliffs or been eaten by bears by now. at the least, their stupidity genes wouldve been weeded out long ago. but whatever. its one thing to reject evolution for its lack of absolute substantiation, but its another to accept creationism over evolution. to say that everything was pre-determined…ie: that they dont necessarily react to their environment, but to a pre-planned course of progress, is to say ur dumb. we are led by a dumb president as we speak. there are hundreds of laws and by-laws that protect the stupidity of our country, b/c god forbid a child dumb enuf to poke themselves to death with a small toy in another country is protected in this one b/c the aforementioned toy is banned. we are impeding evolution by letting idiots propogate their genes. and i want my kinder-eggs here, damnit. tangent. anyhoo….this is not a rant on organized religion. (tho it easily could be) i learned long ago tho that thats a hopeless cause….and that im going to proverbial “hell”. but gallup polls like this scare me ridiculously. for past instances of stupidification, click here.