{"id":991,"date":"2005-07-01T09:42:27","date_gmt":"2005-07-01T09:42:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=991"},"modified":"2020-11-04T22:00:56","modified_gmt":"2020-11-05T03:00:56","slug":"almost_4th_of_july","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=991","title":{"rendered":"almost 4th of july"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">[ <b>audio selection<\/b> | gorillaz \u2013 <i>feel good inc<\/i> ]<br>it took me a while before i recognized this track from the (relatively) new apple ipod commercials. *<i>sigh<\/i>*\u2026gorillaz, why? at least they dont recite fucked up spanish. <i>uno, dos, tres, catorce<\/i>! not much to talk about for this upcoming 4th of july weekend. more sleeping i suppose. ok, ill try and make plans too\u2026who wants to bbq??<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\"><b>DONT DRINK THE KOOL-AID<\/b><br>and in completely unrelated news, reading this just blew my mind. the master of shitpoo cinema, uwe boll, will be basing his next video-game-to-shitty-movie adaption on the computer game <a href=\"http:\/\/filmforce.ign.com\/articles\/630\/630483p1.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">dungeon siege<\/a>. thats fine and dandy, something im unfamiliar with that he can poo all over if he wants. heres the crazy part tho. boll\u2019s managed to cast the following people\u2026jason stratham (<i>transporter<\/i>), ron perlman (<i>hellboy<\/i>), matthew lillard (<i>scooby-doo<\/i>), burt reynolds (<i>dukes of hazzard<\/i>), john-rhys davies (<i>lotr<\/i>), and leelee sobieski (<i>glass house<\/i>). seriouly, wtf? did they all collectively drink the kool-aid? how someone like uwe boll can manage to keep making movies\u2026and now collect a cast like this, just completely escapes me. anyhoo, the movie adapations fairly standard sword and sorcery blah blah blah. farmer (stratham) has to save his family from the evil wizard, lord cheesebuttocks, who holds the magical crystal of foshizzle that lets him roll consistent 20\u2019s on his 20-sided dice. ftw!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">&gt; <a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/filmforce.ign.com\/articles\/630\/630483p1.html\" target=\"_blank\">dungeon siege casting<\/a> (via ign)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"520\" height=\"395\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/dungeon_siege1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6254\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/dungeon_siege1.jpg 520w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/dungeon_siege1-300x228.jpg 300w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/dungeon_siege1-250x190.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/dungeon_siege1-237x180.jpg 237w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/dungeon_siege1-395x300.jpg 395w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 520px) 100vw, 520px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[ audio selection | gorillaz \u2013 feel good inc ]it took me a while before i recognized this track from the (relatively) new apple ipod commercials. *sigh*\u2026gorillaz, why? at least they dont recite fucked up spanish. uno, dos, tres, catorce! not much to talk about for this upcoming 4th of july weekend. more sleeping i [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-991","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cin3ma-television","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/991","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=991"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/991\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7688,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/991\/revisions\/7688"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}