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the invasion of reality tv continues unabated. the \u201cdont feed the reality tv\u201d signs apparently arent working\u2026grr. anyhoo, cnn<\/a> has an interesting run-down of some of the upcoming new reality shows. some sound stupid, and some sound (gasp!) kinda fascinating. ack! fuck, ill probably catch some of them just because curiosity is more powerful than common sense and good judgement. amongst the list are my picks for guilty pleasures\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

> hit me baby<\/b> has-been music stars compete against each other to show that they dont suck\u2026for charity. i really just want to see wang-chung perform again.
> the scholar<\/b> just kidding\u2026this sounds boring. im all for intellectualism, and the shows all noble and whatever, but it doesnt make for good television. oh god, chad has to cram for tomorrows big exam, or he\u2019ll have to go back to working at the sweatshop!
> fire me\u2026please<\/b> yea im watching this. seeing people be dicks so they get fired\u2026good shit. its like a reality-tv version of office space<\/i>. um, yeeeea\u2026about those tps reports.
and last but not least\u2026
> tommy lee goes to college<\/b> ok, this looks like funny shit. c\u2019mon\u2026tommy lee at the university of nebraska. that makes for good comedy. its the motley crue version of van wilder<\/i>. follow-ups should have stifler and johnny knoxville\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

> new reality tv<\/a> (via cnn)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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the invasion of reality tv continues unabated. the \u201cdont feed the reality tv\u201d signs apparently arent working\u2026grr. anyhoo, cnn has an interesting run-down of some of the upcoming new reality shows. some sound stupid, and some sound (gasp!) kinda fascinating. ack! fuck, ill probably catch some of them just because curiosity is more powerful than […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cin3ma-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/976","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=976"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/976\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7705,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/976\/revisions\/7705"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}