{"id":961,"date":"2005-05-06T16:18:49","date_gmt":"2005-05-06T16:18:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=961"},"modified":"2020-11-05T13:27:04","modified_gmt":"2020-11-05T18:27:04","slug":"and_it_toasts_them_too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=961","title":{"rendered":"and it toasts them too"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">to all the haters who wondered why on earth id <a href=\"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/journal\/archives\/000207.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">buy myself a lightsaber<\/a> (you know who you are), im sure they were unaware of the many practical day-to-day applications of a handy lightsaber. <a href=\"http:\/\/electronics.howstuffworks.com\/lightsaber.htm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">how stuff works<\/a> has however created a convenient guide to the inner workings and domestic applications of your own personal lightsaber. things like lighting ciggies, trimming hedges, and cutting AND toasting a bagel at the same time, wow!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">&gt; <a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/electronics.howstuffworks.com\/lightsaber.htm\" target=\"_blank\">how stuff works: lightsaber<\/a> (via <a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.gizmodo.com\/gadgets\/gadgets\/weapons\/index.php#lightsaber-faq-102513\" target=\"_blank\">gizmodo<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"620\" height=\"270\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/htw_lightsabers1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6443\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/htw_lightsabers1.jpg 620w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/htw_lightsabers1-300x131.jpg 300w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/htw_lightsabers1-250x109.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/htw_lightsabers1-550x240.jpg 550w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/htw_lightsabers1-413x180.jpg 413w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>to all the haters who wondered why on earth id buy myself a lightsaber (you know who you are), im sure they were unaware of the many practical day-to-day applications of a handy lightsaber. how stuff works has however created a convenient guide to the inner workings and domestic applications of your own personal lightsaber. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-961","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gaming-toys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/961","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=961"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/961\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7719,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/961\/revisions\/7719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=961"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=961"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=961"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}