in todays edition of what-the-fuck?<\/i> news, i mosey over to cnn this morning, and on the front page is the header \u201cbubba the lobster dies after being moved to zoo<\/a>\u201c. ok, sure. bubba, a giant 22 lb lobster (lobsters are usually 1.5 lbs) has sadly passed away en route to a zoo. marine biologists estimated bubba to be around 30-50 years old when he died. holy shit, i didnt even know crustaceans could live that long. the aforementioned marine biologists then proceeded to boil bubba and flavor him with a light garnishing of parsley and thyme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
WTF?<\/b> > bubba the giant lobster<\/a> (via cnn) [ audio selection | crowded house \u2013 dont dream its over ] i know i know, its march. i need a new banner. is there anything besides st. pattys day in march? b\/c you know im all for the green shades, but it feels so overused. bleh, i know ill just get lazy and just […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cin3ma-television","category-interesting-shit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=915"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/915\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7768,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/915\/revisions\/7768"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
and this ones just for kicks. a coworker mentioned the other day how duane \u201cthe rock\u201d johnson would be playing a gay country-singing bodyguard in an upcoming movie, and my immediate reaction was something along the lines of wtf<\/i>? so today i coincidentally saw a post on ign about\u2026well, the rock playing a gay country-singing bodyguard<\/a> in the forthcoming movie be cool<\/i>. weird. highlight of article\u2026and apparently the movie, will be the rocks rendition of loretta lynn\u2019s \u201cyou ain\u2019t woman enough (to take my man)<\/i>\u201c. more power to ya rock\u2026more power to ya.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
> the rock in be cool<\/a> (via ign)<\/p>\n\n\n\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/therock1.jpg\")
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