{"id":892,"date":"2005-01-20T11:25:38","date_gmt":"2005-01-20T11:25:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=892"},"modified":"2020-11-05T15:36:35","modified_gmt":"2020-11-05T20:36:35","slug":"spongebob_is_gay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=892","title":{"rendered":"spongebob is gay"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">news article on stupidity for the day. right-wing bible thumpers claim <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/americas\/4190699.stm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">spongebob squarepants promotes homosexuality<\/a>, proceeds to lodge pole further up their collective ass. pro-stupidity group <i>focus on the family<\/i> claims that a new video being sent to schools around the nation that promotes diversity and tolerance is pro-gay because spongebob holds hands with patrick. yea, hello. on the eve of president bush, lord of dumb\u2019s inauguration, it seems any and all right-wing extremists feel empowered to bring up topics of dumbness. and in other news, we\u2019re screwed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\"><b>choice quote<\/b>: WAFF spokesman Mark Barondeso told the newspaper that anyone who thought the video promoted homosexuality \u201c<i>needs to visit their doctor and get their medication increased<\/i>\u201c.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">&gt; <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/americas\/4190699.stm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">spongebob squarepants promotes homosexuality<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>news article on stupidity for the day. right-wing bible thumpers claim spongebob squarepants promotes homosexuality, proceeds to lodge pole further up their collective ass. pro-stupidity group focus on the family claims that a new video being sent to schools around the nation that promotes diversity and tolerance is pro-gay because spongebob holds hands with patrick. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-interesting-shit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=892"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/892\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7792,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/892\/revisions\/7792"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}