{"id":860,"date":"2004-12-03T00:54:59","date_gmt":"2004-12-03T00:54:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=860"},"modified":"2020-11-05T17:29:03","modified_gmt":"2020-11-05T22:29:03","slug":"audio_science","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=860","title":{"rendered":"audio science"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">ooh i know, ill pass along this fun little article i came across. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/articles\/A20962-2004Nov29.html?sub=AR\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">stupid celebrity childrens names<\/a>! celebrities, as you know, are crazy. and they like to name their kids stupid names. with the birth of her twins hazel and phinnaeus (wtf?), julia roberts joins a growing pantheon of high-profile people who tripped out a little too much on pain-killers and gave their kids names like rumer glenn, scout larue, and tallulah belle (bruce willis and demi moore), coco (courtney cox and david arquette), and the motherfucker of them all\u2026fifi trixabelle, daughter of bob geldof. bob you mean asshole. also mentioned in the article are apple (gwyneth paltrow and chris martin), pilot inspektor (jason lee), audio science (shannon sossamon), and puma (erykah badu)\u2026but i actually think those are rockin\u2019 names. well, jason lee couldve spelled \u201cinspektor\u201d right and it wouldve been cooler, but whatev. its better than rob morrows kid tu\u2026tu morrow. fucking hilarious.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">&gt; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/articles\/A20962-2004Nov29.html?sub=AR\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">stupid celebrity childrens names<\/a> (via washington post)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ooh i know, ill pass along this fun little article i came across. stupid celebrity childrens names! celebrities, as you know, are crazy. and they like to name their kids stupid names. with the birth of her twins hazel and phinnaeus (wtf?), julia roberts joins a growing pantheon of high-profile people who tripped out a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-860","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-interesting-shit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/860","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=860"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/860\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7888,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/860\/revisions\/7888"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}