{"id":852,"date":"2004-11-17T13:00:36","date_gmt":"2004-11-17T13:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=852"},"modified":"2020-11-05T17:42:38","modified_gmt":"2020-11-05T22:42:38","slug":"boogie-down_citroen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=852","title":{"rendered":"boogie-down citroen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">heres a nice example of how <b>NOT<\/b> to use the rockin\u2019 <i>transformers<\/i> in a commercial. via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stormwerks.com\/linked\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">#!\/usr\/bin\/girl<\/a>, this half-coo commercial featuring a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.milkandcookies.com\/links\/22272\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">transforming citroen<\/a>\u2026that dances. while this can indeed be a rockin\u2019 thing (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/journal\/archives\/000690.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">b-boy soundwave<\/a> for example), having the transformer prance around like a fruity hybrid of disco-jiving <i>saturday night fever<\/i> john travolta and <i>moonwalker<\/i>-era michael jackson looks all kinds of wrong. like really wrong. still worth a look tho, if only to see what the upcoming <a href=\"http:\/\/filmforce.ign.com\/transformers\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">transformers<\/a> movie could potentially look like\u2026sans disco-jive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\"><b>ADDENDUM<\/b><br>well this explains alot. thanks to fonz for pointing out that it was justin timberlakes choreographer <a href=\"http:\/\/www.carpages.co.uk\/citroen\/citroen_c4_13_11_04.asp?switched=on&amp;echo=97059504\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">marty kudelka<\/a> who was mo-cap\u2019d for the dancing. hello fruitiness.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">&gt; <a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.milkandcookies.com\/links\/22272\/\" target=\"_blank\">transforming\u2026and dancing citroen<\/a> (via <a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.stormwerks.com\/linked\/\" target=\"_blank\">#!\/usr\/bin\/girl<\/a>)<br>&gt; <a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.carpages.co.uk\/citroen\/citroen_c4_13_11_04.asp?switched=on&amp;echo=97059504\" target=\"_blank\">hello, my dancing sucks<\/a> (via fonz)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"620\" height=\"220\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/citroen1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6131\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/citroen1.jpg 620w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/citroen1-300x106.jpg 300w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/citroen1-250x89.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/citroen1-550x195.jpg 550w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/citroen1-507x180.jpg 507w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>heres a nice example of how NOT to use the rockin\u2019 transformers in a commercial. via #!\/usr\/bin\/girl, this half-coo commercial featuring a transforming citroen\u2026that dances. while this can indeed be a rockin\u2019 thing (b-boy soundwave for example), having the transformer prance around like a fruity hybrid of disco-jiving saturday night fever john travolta and moonwalker-era [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[5,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-852","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-audio-contraband","category-interesting-shit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=852"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7950,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852\/revisions\/7950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}