{"id":836,"date":"2004-11-03T13:02:29","date_gmt":"2004-11-03T13:02:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=836"},"modified":"2020-11-05T17:53:27","modified_gmt":"2020-11-05T22:53:27","slug":"in_the_future","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=836","title":{"rendered":"in the future&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">[ <b>audio selection<\/b> | weezer \u2013 <i>the world has turned and left me here<\/i> ]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\"><b>predictions for the years 2005-2008<\/b><br><b>1.<\/b> bush will officially begin the 9th glorious crusade. he will henceforth be known as king george the retarded.<br><b>2.<\/b> bush will take a big leak on the environment, then club a baby seal for good measure.<br><b>3.<\/b> human beings and fish will however coexist peacefully.<br><b>4.<\/b> bush pushes back scientific progress by centuries. scientists attempt to convince him the world is not flat.<br><b>5.<\/b> the u.s. will invade another country to liberate the oppressed. yea, we\u2019re looking at you azerbaijan.<br><b>6.<\/b> bush has standard english revised to reflect his butchered variant, dubbed \u201c<i>englash<\/i>\u201c. \u201cstrategy\u201d becomes \u201c<i>stratemegy<\/i>\u201d and \u201cnuclear\u201d becomes \u201c<i>nucular<\/i>\u201c.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[ audio selection | weezer \u2013 the world has turned and left me here ] predictions for the years 2005-20081. bush will officially begin the 9th glorious crusade. he will henceforth be known as king george the retarded.2. bush will take a big leak on the environment, then club a baby seal for good measure.3. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=836"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/836\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7973,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/836\/revisions\/7973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}