{"id":832,"date":"2004-11-02T00:50:31","date_gmt":"2004-11-02T00:50:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=832"},"modified":"2020-11-05T17:54:13","modified_gmt":"2020-11-05T22:54:13","slug":"election_day_04oh_shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=832","title":{"rendered":"election day 04&#8230;oh shit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">i wonder what tomorrow will be like. four more years of absurdity? or maybe a chance to start cleaning up all the poop flung everywhere. cross your fingers people\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">i was thinking too the other day, how certain <a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/journal\/archives\/000344.html\" target=\"_blank\">scary people<\/a> said that bush was ordained by god to be our president. they may be right you know. im not exactly your average god-fearing citizen. but if bush were re-elected today, maybe it <i>was<\/i> the will of god\u2026as vicious punishment for innumerous past sins. like, \u201c<i>here you go dudes. a swarm of locusts, flies, boils, and a few lightnings bolts for shits and giggles\u2026all rolled into one ball of english-mauling stupidity. congrats, hes your president for another four years!<\/i>\u201c<br>shit would that suck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"520\" height=\"250\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/dumb1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6241\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/dumb1.jpg 520w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/dumb1-300x144.jpg 300w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/dumb1-250x120.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/dumb1-374x180.jpg 374w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 520px) 100vw, 520px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i wonder what tomorrow will be like. four more years of absurdity? or maybe a chance to start cleaning up all the poop flung everywhere. cross your fingers people\u2026 i was thinking too the other day, how certain scary people said that bush was ordained by god to be our president. they may be right [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/832","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=832"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/832\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7975,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/832\/revisions\/7975"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}