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DO-IT-YOURSELF ARCHITECTURAL DIALOGUE <\/strong>
compose 40,000 impressive sentences. select one phrase from each
column to form gobbledy-gook statements that sound profound<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\u00a0<\/td>\nCOLUMN A <\/strong><\/td>\nCOLUMN B <\/strong><\/td>\nCOLUMN C <\/strong><\/td>\nCOLUMN D <\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
1<\/strong><\/td>\nOne might say<\/td>\nthe massing of major elements<\/td>\nmust utilize and be functionally interwoven with<\/td>\nthe sophisticated design solution.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
2<\/strong><\/td>\nAesthetically speaking<\/td>\nthe introduction of brutalism<\/td>\nmaximizes the real probability of cost overruns for<\/td>\nthe anticipated degree of human ambiance.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
3<\/strong><\/td>\nOn the other hand<\/td>\nthe treatment of the main facade<\/td>\nadds specific critical path events to<\/td>\nthe acuteness of the conflict gradient.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
4<\/strong><\/td>\nBased upon inter-disciplinary considerations<\/td>\nthe initial stage of conceptual development<\/td>\nnecessitates that urgent considerations be made of<\/td>\nthe pragmatics of value engineering.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
5<\/strong><\/td>\nWith sensitive respect for human scale<\/td>\nthe by-product of repetitive space articulation<\/td>\nrequires exhaustive trade-off study to arrive at<\/td>\nthe final quantitative analysis.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
6<\/strong><\/td>\nIndubitably<\/td>\nthe life-cycle cost control<\/td>\nis further compounded by taking account<\/td>\nthe evolution of performance specifications.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
7<\/strong><\/td>\nAbove and beyond plebian comfort objectives<\/td>\nthe environmental impact analysis<\/td>\npresents extremely synergistic challenges to<\/td>\nthe philosophy of commonality and standardization<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
8<\/strong><\/td>\nBeyond the horizon of the human intellect<\/td>\nenergy conservation regulations<\/td>\nrecognizes the critical necessity to subtract from<\/td>\nthe study of true fecundity in the state of the art.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
9<\/strong><\/td>\nArchitecturally thinking<\/td>\nthe structural dynamic analysis<\/td>\nimposes smothering constraints upon<\/td>\nthe creation of an immortal monument to posterity.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
10<\/strong><\/td>\nIn the final rationalization<\/td>\nthe internal use adjacencies and circulation<\/td>\nadds overriding three-dimensional constraints to<\/td>\nthe final abortion.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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As a bonus service to our friends and clients, we thought it appropriate to provide the above \u201cDo-it-yourself Architectural Dialogue<\/b>\u201d chart.<\/p>\n

Those of you who are not school-trained in architecture will find this invaluable in conversing with designers and governmental authorities. Just think of any four-digit number (say, 2447), consult your handy chart, and read off the similarly numbered phrases from Columns A,B,C, and D. ie: \u2013 2447= \u201cAesthetically speaking the initial stage of conceptual development necessitates that urgent considerations be made of the philosophy of commonality and standardization.<\/i>\u201c<\/p>\n

As you become more proficient in its use, you may wish to experiment with varying column sequences, ie: BADC, CBAD, etc. However, these advanced configurations are not recommended for beginners, as they do require sophisticated dexterity with punctuation.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n\n\n\n

ah\u2026archi-speak. aka: verbal garbage. via miller yo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DO-IT-YOURSELF ARCHITECTURAL DIALOGUE compose 40,000 impressive sentences. select one phrase from eachcolumn to form gobbledy-gook statements that sound profound \u00a0 COLUMN A COLUMN B COLUMN C COLUMN D 1 One might say the massing of major elements must utilize and be functionally interwoven with the sophisticated design solution. 2 Aesthetically speaking the introduction of brutalism […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-design-architecture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/822","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=822"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/822\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7989,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/822\/revisions\/7989"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}