{"id":819,"date":"2004-10-12T12:36:59","date_gmt":"2004-10-12T12:36:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=819"},"modified":"2020-11-05T19:34:36","modified_gmt":"2020-11-06T00:34:36","slug":"stupid_client_quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=819","title":{"rendered":"stupid client quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">entertainment all day long. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.clientcopia.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">clientcopia<\/a>. stupidity running rampant\u2026.blargh! i have a few of my own, but nothing seems to compare to stupid client quote #624:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">\u201c<i>We were at our client\u2019s offices having a serious meeting about the custom built multi-national ecommerce system that we were developing for them. My client was in the middle of a sentence and his attention suddenly wandered as he gazed out of the window into the attractive wooded area that surrounds their offices and said \u201cI have this idea for a website for squirrels called \u2018Where did I leave my nuts dot com\u2019 which squirrels could log in to, to remind them where they buried their nuts\u201d. He\u2019d obviously been doing too much acid.<\/i>\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">&gt; <a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.clientcopia.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">clientcopia: stupid client quotes<\/a> (via <a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.stormwerks.com\/linked\/\" target=\"_blank\">#!\/usr\/bin\/girl<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"620\" height=\"180\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/clientcopia1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6134\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/clientcopia1.jpg 620w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/clientcopia1-300x87.jpg 300w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/clientcopia1-250x73.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/clientcopia1-550x160.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>entertainment all day long. clientcopia. stupidity running rampant\u2026.blargh! i have a few of my own, but nothing seems to compare to stupid client quote #624: \u201cWe were at our client\u2019s offices having a serious meeting about the custom built multi-national ecommerce system that we were developing for them. My client was in the middle of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-819","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-interesting-shit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/819","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=819"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/819\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7997,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/819\/revisions\/7997"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}