{"id":756,"date":"2004-08-13T09:21:09","date_gmt":"2004-08-13T09:21:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=756"},"modified":"2020-11-07T09:45:54","modified_gmt":"2020-11-07T14:45:54","slug":"movie_news_all_over_the_place","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=756","title":{"rendered":"movie news all over the place"},"content":{"rendered":"
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holy shit, its like movie news christmas. or hannukah\u2026except i didnt quite hit the \u201ceight\u201d marker. whatev, yay for coo movie news!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

SMALLVILLE<\/b>
first up is a new pic of lois lane from the upcoming season of smallville<\/i>, courtesy of cinescape<\/a>. erica durance will be playing the intrepid reporter and future mrs. superman, lois lane, and shes looking pretty good in the promo pic. not as good as say\u2026um, i dunno\u2026lana lang. but hey, maybe she has a beautiful depth and personality that clark will inevitably be infatuated with and pick over lana. or something. clark you fucking idiot.
the same article also talks about a young flash<\/i> making an appearance in one episode during the season. the character of bart allen is supposedly the grandson of the golden age flash<\/i>, who isnt the same as the other flashes<\/i> like wally west and jay garrick\u2026(?) ok, right. i dunno much about dc comics<\/i>, so ill just nod my head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

AVP<\/b>
next up is harrys take on avp<\/a>, which apparently made its friday theatrical premiere despite its premiere party being cancelled. harry gives it a pretty merciful review, enjoying the movie despite all the movies apparent faults glaring straight down at him from the screen. feh\u2026this is what happens when you take two rated r movies and combine them for a pg-13 movie. its like taking the voltron lions and combining them to make a ballet-dancing robot with a magic wand. at least i psychologically prepped myself for the worst, and told myself that id watch the movie regardless. i had good practice with the prior star wars: episode crap<\/i> movies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

BLADE TRINITY<\/b>
keep it coming yo. aicn<\/a> also pointed out a coo online clip of jessica biel in action courtesy of maxim<\/i>, which was originally shown at the comic-con. the clip begins with a cloaked woman and her baby being harassed by vampire punks. they snatch the baby and start giving the woman a beatdown, when all of a sudden the baby turns out to be a doll and sprays garlic on the guy. the woman rips her cloak off and starts handing out ass-kickings left and right. pretty coo shit, and dig her glowing composite bow. the movies set to be released in december\u2026wooha.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

SKY CAPTAIN<\/b>
and finally, theres a rockin\u2019 aol exclusive behind-the-scenes from sky captain<\/a>. the preview features all the primary actors and actresses talking about making the movie, as well as showing clips from the blue-screen shootings alongside the composited special effects. very very coo. dear paramount, for gods sake push up the release date.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

> smallvilles lois lane and flash<\/a> (via cinescape)
> harry kind of likes avp<\/a> (via aicn)
> blade: trinity ass-kicking<\/a> (via aicn<\/a>)
> sky captain behind-the-scenes<\/a> (via aicn<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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