{"id":735,"date":"2004-07-30T09:46:47","date_gmt":"2004-07-30T09:46:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=735"},"modified":"2020-11-07T19:29:01","modified_gmt":"2020-11-08T00:29:01","slug":"garden_state_villages_and_zomb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=735","title":{"rendered":"garden state, villages, and zombies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">today is <i>garden state<\/i> day\u2026with a sprinkling of shyamalan and zombies. tien pointed me towards zach braffs <a href=\"http:\/\/gardenstate.typepad.com\/zach_braffs_garden_state_\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">garden state blog<\/a> yesterday. braffs got a blog yo\u2026hows that for coo beans? theres also a nice ny times interview with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2004\/07\/25\/movies\/25OGUN.html?ex=1248494400&amp;en=2437e63878f9bb02&amp;ei=5090&amp;partner=rssuserland\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">zach braff<\/a>. the interview looks into braffs jersey upbringings (hes from s. orange) and what inspired the stories of <i>garden state<\/i>. its actually kind of odd to read about what went into the melancholic character of andrew large from <i>garden state<\/i> when placed next to goofy JD from <i>scrubs<\/i>. theyre pretty much polar opposites, and braff himself probably resides somewhere between the two. anyhoo, take a read, and then go check out the movie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">and while we\u2019re on the topic of <i>garden state<\/i>, ign also has an interview with <a href=\"http:\/\/filmforce.ign.com\/articles\/534\/534165p1.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">natalie portman<\/a>. they talk and stuff\u2026and she replies with words and sentences. mmm\u2026portman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\"><b>SHYAMALANS POOP<\/b><br>so the following two reviews essentially confirm it, <i>the village<\/i> is dog shit. quint and moriarty from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aintitcool.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">aicn<\/a> both trash shyamalans latest movie, stating that while hes still a cinematic genius, the movies gorgeous, the actors are great\u2026the storys still a giant suck. big fat suckage. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aintitcool.com\/display.cgi?id=18066\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">quints review<\/a> trashes the movie detail by detail, then prays that shyamalan doesnt walk down the path of lucas. and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aintitcool.com\/display.cgi?id=18071\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">moriartys review<\/a> spells out <u>ALL THE MAJOR PLOT POINTS<\/u> for you while neglecting to post up a spoiler warning. bugger. no biggie i suppose\u2026i havent even seen the movie and figured out as much anyway. his review just confirms what i was afraid of in terms of the plot twist. read away if youre dying of curiosity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\"><b>MEAT PIE<\/b><br>and for those unaware, the british horror\/comedy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/journal\/archives\/000541.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">shaun of the deads<\/a> making its way to america yo, via focus features. and the north american <a href=\"http:\/\/www.focusfeatures.com\/viewer.php?f=shaun_of_the_dead&amp;c=trailer&amp;ext=mov&amp;w=480&amp;h=202\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">trailer<\/a> just hit the web. zombies and comedy\u2026word. shaun is a badass.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">\u201c<i>theres no \u2018i\u2019 in team. but there is an \u2018i\u2019 in pie\u2026in theres an \u2018i\u2019 in \u2018meat pie\u2019. the anagram of \u2018meat\u2019 is \u2018team\u2019\u2026i dunno\u2026<\/i>\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">&gt; <a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/gardenstate.typepad.com\/zach_braffs_garden_state_\/\" target=\"_blank\">garden state blog<\/a> (via <a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tienmao.com\" target=\"_blank\">tien<\/a>)<br>&gt; <a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2004\/07\/25\/movies\/25OGUN.html?ex=1248494400&amp;en=2437e63878f9bb02&amp;ei=5090&amp;partner=rssuserland\" target=\"_blank\">zach braff interview<\/a> (via ny times)<br>&gt; <a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/filmforce.ign.com\/articles\/534\/534165p1.html\" target=\"_blank\">natalie portman interview<\/a> (via ign)<br>&gt; <a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.aintitcool.com\/display.cgi?id=18066\" target=\"_blank\">quints village review<\/a> (via aicn)<br>&gt; <a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.aintitcool.com\/display.cgi?id=18071\" target=\"_blank\">moriartys village review<\/a> \u2013 <b>major spoilers<\/b> (via aicn)<br>&gt; <a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.focusfeatures.com\/viewer.php?f=shaun_of_the_dead&amp;c=trailer&amp;ext=mov&amp;w=480&amp;h=202\" target=\"_blank\">shaun of the dead trailer<\/a> (via <a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.aintitcool.com\/display.cgi?id=18070\" target=\"_blank\">aicn<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"520\" height=\"230\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/garden2.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/garden2.jpg 520w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/garden2-300x133.jpg 300w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/garden2-250x111.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/garden2-407x180.jpg 407w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 520px) 100vw, 520px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>today is garden state day\u2026with a sprinkling of shyamalan and zombies. tien pointed me towards zach braffs garden state blog yesterday. braffs got a blog yo\u2026hows that for coo beans? theres also a nice ny times interview with zach braff. the interview looks into braffs jersey upbringings (hes from s. orange) and what inspired the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cin3ma-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=735"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8119,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735\/revisions\/8119"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}