{"id":699,"date":"2004-07-08T16:08:54","date_gmt":"2004-07-08T16:08:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=699"},"modified":"2020-11-07T22:25:58","modified_gmt":"2020-11-08T03:25:58","slug":"i_hate_marketing_calls_on_my_c","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=699","title":{"rendered":"i hate marketing calls on my cell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">i think im this close to strangling my mother. i just received\u20262 minutes ago\u2026at work\u2026while im working, a marketing call on my cell phone from a realtor telling me about the low interest rates on real estate in new jersey right now. and this wasnt just a random realtor. oh no\u2026this was a friend of my parents, and was given my cell phone number by my fucking mom. \u201c<i>do you speak chinese? oh\u2026your chinese is so good.<\/i>\u201d woman, please. do not patronize me. i dont give a shit that the interest rates are the lowest theyve been in 40 years. i dont give a shit that townhouses in denville are 300k right now. i dont give a shit about my distant future and how i should think about settling down. and for chrissakes i dont think i need to \u201c<i>eat more<\/i>\u201c. w. t. f.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i think im this close to strangling my mother. i just received\u20262 minutes ago\u2026at work\u2026while im working, a marketing call on my cell phone from a realtor telling me about the low interest rates on real estate in new jersey right now. and this wasnt just a random realtor. oh no\u2026this was a friend of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=699"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/699\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8161,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/699\/revisions\/8161"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}