{"id":650,"date":"2004-06-09T09:18:44","date_gmt":"2004-06-09T09:18:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=650"},"modified":"2020-11-09T10:27:51","modified_gmt":"2020-11-09T15:27:51","slug":"10_foods_you_should_never_eat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=650","title":{"rendered":"10 foods you should never eat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">[ <b>current selection<\/b> | weezer \u2013 <i>island in the sun<\/i> ]<br>[ <b>feelin\u2019<\/b> | <i>cold<\/i> ]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">as a follow-up to yesterdays post about god-approved diets comes this list of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cspinet.org\/nah\/10foods_bad.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">10 foods you should never eat<\/a> (via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stormwerks.com\/linked\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">#!\/usr\/bin\/girl<\/a>). its not a particularly happy or reassuring list, since alot of the things on this list people eat daily without even thinking. *<i>shiver<\/i>* so lets see what made the list of 10 shit foods youre eating that are killing you slowly\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\"><b>01. quaker 100% natural oats and honey<\/b> | more fat than a mcd\u2019s burger? wow\u2026i think id just rather eat the burger. good thing this tastes like ass, else i mightve actually eaten it.<br><b>02. bugles<\/b> | supposedly has twice as much saturated fat as lard. thats yum. thank god i only ate a box of these a week in college. it couldve been worse\u2026<br><b>03. buitoni contadina alfredo sauce<\/b> | alfredo sauce tastes like butt. whew\u2026<br><b>04. pizza huts big new yorker<\/b> | i never got a chance to eat these. tho i suppose the pizza binges back in high school, college, and as recently as last year werent much better.<br><b>05. entenmanns rich frosted donut<\/b> | oooooh\u2026i used to eat these with a vengeance back in high school. tho i did have superhuman metabolism back then. no wonder my metabolism quit.<br><b>06. nissin cup o\u2019 noodles<\/b> | hmm\u2026um\u2026well everybody ate these at some point in time in college. they werent particularly tasty, so i avoided them when i could.<br><b>07. burger king french fries<\/b> | ok, scratch the entenmanns. <i>this<\/i> is the reason my metabolism got up and left. these little buggers were on my daily diet after-school junior and senior year of high school. 590 calories per serving? fuckshit\u2026no wonder.<br><b>08. campbells soups<\/b> | technically, i knew about the high sodium content, but ate it anyhoo. ah well\u2026<br><b>09. frito-lays wow!<\/b> | mmm\u2026olestra. i dont eat chips much, so i thankfully never came across these <i>wow!<\/i> chips with olestra\u2026which is zero calories, but reportedly causes cramps and diarrhea. yay!<br><b>10. dennys grand slam<\/b> | while there werent any dennys around where i grew up, im sure i ate equivalent breakfasts numerous times. 800 calories\u2026woo!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">&gt; <a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cspinet.org\/nah\/10foods_bad.html\" target=\"_blank\">10 foods you should never eat<\/a> (via <a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.stormwerks.com\/linked\/\" target=\"_blank\">#!\/usr\/bin\/girl<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"180\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/bk1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6066\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/bk1.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/bk1-210x150.jpg 210w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[ current selection | weezer \u2013 island in the sun ][ feelin\u2019 | cold ] as a follow-up to yesterdays post about god-approved diets comes this list of 10 foods you should never eat (via #!\/usr\/bin\/girl). its not a particularly happy or reassuring list, since alot of the things on this list people eat daily [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-interesting-shit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=650"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8213,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650\/revisions\/8213"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}