{"id":58,"date":"2003-04-08T10:29:49","date_gmt":"2003-04-08T10:29:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=58"},"modified":"2020-11-11T15:02:05","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T20:02:05","slug":"sneakers_they_are_not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=58","title":{"rendered":"sneakers, they are not"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">woo\u2026so ive jus been informed one of our offices was broken into last nite. go east williamsburg! one of our offices on the far end of the street (above a hardware shop) was broken into\u2026apparently to try and get into the shop below. i dont necessarily condone theft, but shit\u2026these guys were stupid. first off\u2026why a monday? what shop has excess money on a monday?? second off, they tried punching holes thru our floor-plate to get to the shop below. a floor plate\u2026good job. they then knocked out a wall instead in our stairwell to get into their store and made off with what someone told me was in the excess of \u201csome coins.\u201d good job boys. then when they tried to get out, they decided to try and tear thru some more walls (as opposed to jus going back upstairs and out where they came in) and fucked up our downstairs bathrooms and storage closets. so lets assess their take. minus 1 ladder (how they crossed from the adjacent building to ours)\u2026abt $100 (mebbe stolen). minus alot of back-breaking work\u2026future back problems. plus \u201ca few coins\u201d\u2026enuf to pay for tomorrow\u2019s coffee. this adds up to\u2026.a whole lot of stupidity. super.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/break1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6088\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/break1.jpg 300w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/break1-250x167.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/break1-270x180.jpg 270w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>woo\u2026so ive jus been informed one of our offices was broken into last nite. go east williamsburg! one of our offices on the far end of the street (above a hardware shop) was broken into\u2026apparently to try and get into the shop below. i dont necessarily condone theft, but shit\u2026these guys were stupid. first off\u2026why [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=58"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8856,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions\/8856"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=58"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=58"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=58"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}