{"id":577,"date":"2004-04-21T14:00:29","date_gmt":"2004-04-21T14:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=577"},"modified":"2020-11-09T13:28:21","modified_gmt":"2020-11-09T18:28:21","slug":"worst_songs_ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=577","title":{"rendered":"worst songs ever?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blender.com\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">blenders<\/a> may issue, they teamed up with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vh1.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">vh1<\/a> and composed a list of the 50 worst songs <b>ever<\/b>\u2026and i think its a load of cock and balls. they cite the 1985 song \u201c<i>we built this city (on rock and roll)<\/i>\u201d by starship as the worst song ever. while its not something id necessarily rock to, i wouldnt really call it the worst song ever. and its catchy too. while maybe one odd song on their list could be forgiven for subjectivity, the list goes on to list wang chungs \u201c<i>everybody have fun tonight<\/i>\u201d (!?!), bobby mcferrins \u201c<i>dont worry be happy<\/i>\u201d (asstards!), billy joels \u201c<i>we didnt start the fire<\/i>\u201c, simon &amp; garfunkel\u2019s \u201c<i>the sounds of silence<\/i>\u201c, and the beatles\u2019 \u201c<i>ob-la-di, ob-la-da<\/i>\u201c. wtf.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">the songs on the list were purportedly \u201c<i>selected for their melodies, others \u201care wretchedly performed\u201d and \u201cquite a few don\u2019t make sense whatsoever\u2026<\/i>\u201d youre kidding\u2026so wheres britney spears? color me bad? any hair band from the 80s and 90s? limp bizkits entire body of work (tho they did cite \u201c<i>rollin\u2019<\/i>\u201c). theres a signficant number of songs much worse than the likes of starship and simon &amp; garfunkel. so while everybodys entitled to their personal musical opinions, i think theyre still a bunch of wanks. wang chung rocks yo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">&gt; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2004\/SHOWBIZ\/Music\/04\/21\/music.worst.songs.ap\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">50 worst songs ever<\/a> (via cnn)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"470\" height=\"470\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/wang1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7075\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/wang1.jpg 470w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/wang1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/wang1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/wang1-48x48.jpg 48w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/wang1-250x250.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/wang1-180x180.jpg 180w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 470px) 100vw, 470px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>for blenders may issue, they teamed up with vh1 and composed a list of the 50 worst songs ever\u2026and i think its a load of cock and balls. they cite the 1985 song \u201cwe built this city (on rock and roll)\u201d by starship as the worst song ever. while its not something id necessarily rock [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-audio-contraband"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=577"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/577\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8291,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/577\/revisions\/8291"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}