{"id":5759,"date":"2003-03-04T08:57:22","date_gmt":"2003-03-04T08:57:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=28"},"modified":"2020-11-11T15:07:50","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T20:07:50","slug":"drinky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=5759","title":{"rendered":"drinky"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\"><b>m3ntal contraband.mar.zerofour.zerothree<\/b><br>current selection | thievery corporation \u2013 <i>facing east<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">wouldja believe i hit not one\u2026not two\u2026but three bars last nite? yea\u2026when the rain comes, it pours. but instead of writing abt the thrilling life and times of a bar-hopper\u2026im jus gonna go and say that there are strange and utterly odd ppl in this city. (dur) at the last bar we hit, we\u2019re met by this odd little woman who plopped herself down on our couch and started to spout comprehensible, yet not, sentences. in the course of\u2026an hr? i couldnt tell. in the course of a span of indeterminable time, she used the following words in various patterns to form sentences: diamonds, titties, princess diana, ernst, hustler, crushed babies, dick, pregnant, taco bell, bartles and james, shit, cold (ok, fine), pussy, 1919, houston, fuck, and other fairly random words from the english dictionary. it was the most disturbingly ridiculous stream of consciousness ive ever witnessed\u2026jus b\/c it flowed from her mouth like the truth. my friend promptly bought her a drink while i sat there making odd faces under my scarf. i dont even kno where to begin this one. hoo\u2026wah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>m3ntal contraband.mar.zerofour.zerothreecurrent selection | thievery corporation \u2013 facing east wouldja believe i hit not one\u2026not two\u2026but three bars last nite? yea\u2026when the rain comes, it pours. but instead of writing abt the thrilling life and times of a bar-hopper\u2026im jus gonna go and say that there are strange and utterly odd ppl in this city. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5759"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8878,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5759\/revisions\/8878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}