{"id":5756,"date":"2003-02-10T10:34:50","date_gmt":"2003-02-10T10:34:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=23"},"modified":"2020-11-11T15:11:56","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T20:11:56","slug":"valentines_blech","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=5756","title":{"rendered":"valentines blech"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\"><b>m3ntal contraband.feb.onezero.zerothree<\/b><br>here comes valentines week. rock! or as i like to call it, the \u201c24th anniversary of rockin\u2019 it single.\u201d now given my generally cynical nature, u see where this is going. yea\u2026its one of those rants about the glorified commercialization of this hallmark-sponsored bastard-child holiday. or would that be too contrived? yea\u2026it is, isnt it? fine\u2026no rant. what to discuss then on this glorious week? u kno\u2026ill be honest with u, im one of those sunshine idealists. i have romantic thoughts only when its goin\u2019 my way. and it has\u2026dont get me wrong. in the end tho, a big fat bag of poo always gets thrown into the gears\u2026jammin\u2019 up the goodness and then leaving a foul odor. my favorite is the perennial \u201cur too good of a friend.\u201d \u2026..*<i>thinking abt the last time<\/i>* hehe\u2026.that is a good line, isnt it? i think if i were a girl, id use it too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/cupid1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6157\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/cupid1.jpg 300w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/cupid1-250x167.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/cupid1-270x180.jpg 270w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>m3ntal contraband.feb.onezero.zerothreehere comes valentines week. rock! or as i like to call it, the \u201c24th anniversary of rockin\u2019 it single.\u201d now given my generally cynical nature, u see where this is going. yea\u2026its one of those rants about the glorified commercialization of this hallmark-sponsored bastard-child holiday. or would that be too contrived? yea\u2026it is, isnt [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5756","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5756"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5756\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8885,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5756\/revisions\/8885"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}