{"id":5755,"date":"2003-02-14T09:47:18","date_gmt":"2003-02-14T09:47:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=22"},"modified":"2020-11-11T15:10:07","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T20:10:07","slug":"valentines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=5755","title":{"rendered":"valentines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">so i was contemplating writing a bit about the history of valentines\u2026as fascinating as it is. then i decided not to, b\/c its boring. instead, ill write abt nothing. b\/c really, this is jus another day. i did get a nice box of those candy hearts this morning\u2026which is always a nice thing. other than that, and the couples examining each others tongues with theirs on the subway ride over, i couldnt even tell it was valentines. no really.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">anyhoo\u2026i had a nice din with my high school friend fonz last nite. we shot the shit, discussed life-altering matters such as old-school metroid and mortal kombat. very coo. in 10 years time, the cycle will have completed and every game ever made will have been remade. its inevitable. well\u2026almost every game. we should never have to see another e.t. the extraterrestrial game ever again. but hey\u2026who doesnt want to see a 3d kid icarus? eggplant wizards\u2026.*shiver*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/cupid2.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6158\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/cupid2.jpg 300w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/cupid2-250x167.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/cupid2-270x180.jpg 270w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so i was contemplating writing a bit about the history of valentines\u2026as fascinating as it is. then i decided not to, b\/c its boring. instead, ill write abt nothing. b\/c really, this is jus another day. i did get a nice box of those candy hearts this morning\u2026which is always a nice thing. other than [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5755","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5755","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5755"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8884,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5755\/revisions\/8884"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}