{"id":5754,"date":"2003-02-09T10:33:27","date_gmt":"2003-02-09T10:33:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=21"},"modified":"2020-11-11T15:12:31","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T20:12:31","slug":"unboring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=5754","title":{"rendered":"unboring"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">ikea must have tapped into the consciousness\u2019 of all post-college grads when they targeted their demographics. its like they kno what we want. cheap, presentable, and semi-reliable furniture! ok, sure the second u disassemble something, the insides melt and self-erode to nothing-ness. but thats it\u2026within the initial construction, its functionable, semi-sturdy, and pretty aesthetic. so i have abt $400 worth of boxes laying in the corner whispering, \u201cscrew a in slot b.\u201d its nearly 2:00pm and im still sitting here in front of my computer procrastinating. i jus wrote my friend ags a \u201cguide to firenze!\u201d b\/c she\u2019ll be there in 3 days. ah\u2026firenze. wish i could be there with her to show her the sites personally. but hey, everybody has their time. i was there 3 years ago, and prolly didnt appreciate it as much as i do in hindsight. that always seems to be the case, no? anyhoo, i can already see this post wandering off-topic, so ill cut it off here. basta!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ikea must have tapped into the consciousness\u2019 of all post-college grads when they targeted their demographics. its like they kno what we want. cheap, presentable, and semi-reliable furniture! ok, sure the second u disassemble something, the insides melt and self-erode to nothing-ness. but thats it\u2026within the initial construction, its functionable, semi-sturdy, and pretty aesthetic. so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5754","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5754","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5754"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5754\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8888,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5754\/revisions\/8888"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5754"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5754"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5754"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}