{"id":5753,"date":"2003-02-10T10:28:25","date_gmt":"2003-02-10T10:28:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=20"},"modified":"2020-11-11T15:12:12","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T20:12:12","slug":"sweetest_crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=5753","title":{"rendered":"sweetest crap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">wow, my co-worker jus informed me of an even more bastardized holiday called \u201csweetest day\u201d thats big in great cultural centers such as detroit, cleveland, and buffalo. when he first mentioned this, i was thinking to myself, \u201cok, so whats so special about the swedes?\u201d then he clarified, and then i pondered sticking a finger down my throat. apparently, this mid-western concoction, the third saturday of october, began as a holiday for the under-privileged, and eventually evolved to generally doing \u201cgood deeds\u201d for ppl, spreading its cavities to all denominations. this kind of reminds me of that movie, pay it forward, where all you wanted to do was poke ur eyes out and go harm small woodland animals. now im not some evil evil person who only has evil evil thoughts day in and day out\u2026but this type of cheese is pretty sickening. im lactose intolerant. so on the third saturday of october, do urself a favor and go hurt some small woodland animals.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/payit1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6733\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/payit1.jpg 300w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/payit1-250x167.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/payit1-270x180.jpg 270w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>wow, my co-worker jus informed me of an even more bastardized holiday called \u201csweetest day\u201d thats big in great cultural centers such as detroit, cleveland, and buffalo. when he first mentioned this, i was thinking to myself, \u201cok, so whats so special about the swedes?\u201d then he clarified, and then i pondered sticking a finger [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5753","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-interesting-shit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5753","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5753"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5753\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8886,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5753\/revisions\/8886"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}