{"id":5751,"date":"2003-02-06T16:44:28","date_gmt":"2003-02-06T16:44:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=18"},"modified":"2020-11-11T15:13:07","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T20:13:07","slug":"nerd-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=5751","title":{"rendered":"nerd"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\"><b>nerd p.2<\/b><br>fuck, thats not right. my old college roomie greg (aka: ricer) jus informed me that he scored a measly 35% on the nerd test. he was not only an electrical engineering major in school, but he also currently works for motorola, he\u2019s asian (nerd by default), and he named his computer \u201cshirley\u201d and cuddles with her in bed when nobody\u2019s looking. ok, fine\u2026i made that up. he\u2019s not really \u201casian\u201d. but he\u2019s a nerd by profession, and im jus appalled at being able to outscore him on a nerd test. grr\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"170\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/greg1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6360\"><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>nerd p.2fuck, thats not right. my old college roomie greg (aka: ricer) jus informed me that he scored a measly 35% on the nerd test. he was not only an electrical engineering major in school, but he also currently works for motorola, he\u2019s asian (nerd by default), and he named his computer \u201cshirley\u201d and cuddles [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5751","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-surveys-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5751","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5751"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5751\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8890,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5751\/revisions\/8890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5751"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5751"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5751"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}