{"id":5749,"date":"2003-02-20T09:00:18","date_gmt":"2003-02-20T09:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=16"},"modified":"2020-11-11T15:09:50","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T20:09:50","slug":"alices_bday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=5749","title":{"rendered":"alices bday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">yesterday was my friends birthday\u2026so a group of us had din at chez josephines. mmm\u2026frenchy. it was all good, except being surrounded by giant paintings of naked parisian strippers. ok, jk\u2026that wasnt a bad thing. jk again\u2026that was jus a take-off to go on a tangent. on purpose this time. b\/c i was thinking during this dinner, \u201cgosh\u2026something to write about on xanga tomorrow.\u201d which led me to think\u2026.shite, this is what a web journal is. mining moments from ur life and writing about ur trivial daily rhetoric. as if writing something (anything) on a daily basis substantiates ur existence. *<i>ponders<\/i>\u2026*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">hmm\u2026.so yea, i had the filet mignon au poivre. i think i need to reconsider the content of this web journal\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/bday1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6029\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/bday1.jpg 300w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/bday1-250x167.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/bday1-270x180.jpg 270w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>yesterday was my friends birthday\u2026so a group of us had din at chez josephines. mmm\u2026frenchy. it was all good, except being surrounded by giant paintings of naked parisian strippers. ok, jk\u2026that wasnt a bad thing. jk again\u2026that was jus a take-off to go on a tangent. on purpose this time. b\/c i was thinking during [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5749"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5749\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8883,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5749\/revisions\/8883"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}