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issues that people generally have with a gaming company like blizzard<\/a> arent that they produce sucky games, or that theyre not interesting. its that blizzard takes their damn time making their games. and not without justifiable end results of course\u2026but still. at the moment, many gamers are still waiting for the release of blizzards first console game in a long time, starcraft: ghost<\/i>\u2026which currently has a set release date of june 10. hopefully. its blizzard\u2026keep your fingers crossed. in the meantime tho, we can only stare at the new images that slowly trickle out. poot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

> new starcraft: ghost images<\/a> (via ign)
> starcraft: ghost<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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LEISURE SUIT<\/b>
and while we\u2019re on the topic of games, i came across this only recently\u2026a featured lady of leisure suit larry<\/a> on ign. the world has come full circle\u2026we are getting a new leisure suit larry<\/i> game! news of the game actually first broke back in october<\/a>, so im a bit late\u2026oops. for those unfamiliar with the world of leisure suit larry<\/i>, lets take a step back to our childhood. every kid growing up in the 80s and 90s (male anyhoo\u2026and with a computer) probably has fond memories of playing leisure suit larry<\/i>\u2026or at the very least trying to get a copy on a floppy disk. originally released in 1987 by sierra<\/i> (the makers of kings quest<\/i>, police quest<\/i>, etc\u2026), you were larry laffer, a dork and an anti-hero who thinks that all the ladies loved him. they really didnt, but that didnt stop you from pursuing them. your goal for the game was simple\u2026get out there, meet women, impress them with your clever humor and disarming charisma, and score with them. leisure suit<\/i> was one of the first mainstream games to combine humor and sex. not smutty sex or anything\u2026just dirty jokes and a little cga\/ega (and eventually vga) nudity. ah the late 80\u2019s, early 90\u2019s. and now we have leisure suit larry: magna cum laude<\/a>, where you get to go back to college and woo a college girl as larry loveage, nephew of laffer. thank god for polygons\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

> ladies of leisure suit larry: sally mae beauregard<\/a> (via ign)
> leisure suit larry news<\/a> (via ign)
> vintage leisure suit larry<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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issues that people generally have with a gaming company like blizzard arent that they produce sucky games, or that theyre not interesting. its that blizzard takes their damn time making their games. and not without justifiable end results of course\u2026but still. at the moment, many gamers are still waiting for the release of blizzards first […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gaming-toys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=558"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/558\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8311,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/558\/revisions\/8311"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}